by Ryan Copeland
Humor, some say, is the fruit of life, and this is particularly so when it comes down to picking up on a girl irrespective of where you may be. Make them giggle, and I guarantee, you are extremely close to getting their telephone number and even to getting them to go out with you. But as everyone knows, making women laugh is easier to say than to do.
For people that find it tricky to come up with something funny to say, I'm adding some funny yarns and sensible lines you can commit to memory and then use in those situations where you want to get the girl in front of you to smile.
1.) The Prescription: Did you hear about the woman, who walked into the chemist and asked for arsenic? The person behind the counter asked in surprise,' what do you need that for? The woman quietly replied,' to kill my husband.' The chemist was taken aback,' Are you crazy? Would you like to get us both into jail? And, anyhow, why would you like to kill him? Go to an advisor. Get help for your marriage.' The woman paused and from her purse she removed a collection of footage of her partner and the better half of the chemist in some extraordinarily creative postures. The chemist looked at the snaps, put them down and smiled,' woman, why did you not let me know that you have got a prescription?'
2.) The Tip Book: A spouse calls out to her hubby,'Have you seen the book, 101 suggestions to Live for at least 100 Years? The hubby sheepishly replies,' I burnt it.' What?' the better half roared out,' why?' The partner murmured back,' Because your ma wished to read it.'
3.) Range of Food: Looking at his spouse fry beef balls in all types of styles and sizes, Tom tapped her on the shoulder,' Why?' His spouse turned,' as you requested a range of food.'
4.) Mushrooms: Tom was picking mushrooms from the forest floor with his spouse, when she picked up one and showed it to Tom,' Is this for eating?' Tom smiled,' Yes. So long as you don't cook it.'
5.) Driving Around: Tom greeted his spouse when she returned home,' hence my dear, how was your first time driving all alone?' His spouse grinned coyly,' Do you would like to hear it from me or read up on it in the papers?
6.) Drama: a pair are watching a film in their local theater when the spouse cuddles close to her hubby and points towards the screen,' Do you believe they will get hitched in the end?' The partner sighs,' Yes. These flicks always have bad endings.'
7.) The Library: Tom paid a visit to the local library, walks up to the librarian and asks,' Do you know where I can find the book, the Supremacy of Men over Women?' The librarian conducts a short search on the PC and looks up,' you may be well placed to find it in the science fiction.'
Conclusion: While some of these might sound offensive, if you use them well you'll be ready to display not only a humorous personality, but also that you're precisely the opposite of the stereotype.
How?
Straight away, after you done, lean over and murmur, "but I'm not like that, and if you let me take you out, you'll see that for yourself.
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